It was a great run, Mrs. Kirkman. I annoyed you and teased for you the past two years and the fact that your name is not all over the news for the killing of one of your students (me) is quite an honor. I would like to take my time to apologize for all the misconduct, laziness, and talkative behavior during your classes. I never meant to disrespect you or the class, I was just having some stupid fun for my senior year. Of all my AP's, I have probably enjoyed Lit - and Lang, of course - the most. With that being said, here is a list of my favorite works from each category and a medicare explanation as to why I picked them: I will go ahead and pick my favorite novel AND my favorite play because we read a bunch of each. My favorite novel was 1984 because it was pretty cool, and my favorite play was a Streetcar Named Desire because it was better than the other plays we read. Mrs. Kirkman, how in the world do you expect us to single out ONE poem from the billions we read this year? The most eloquent, meaningful, and amusing poem I stumbled upon this year had to be Struggles of an AP Lit Student by Nareg Bouldoukian. It was the best haiku I have ever seen. The short stories were probably the cream of the crop this year when it came to literary works. Almost every short story we read was good and it was enjoyable, words that are rarely uttered in a Literature classroom. My favorite, however, had to be "Story of an Hour" because it was a classic portrayal of irony. I am now finishing up my forum… and my last year as your student. Farewell, Mrs. Kirkman.
ARE WE FINALLY DONE?
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p.s. i almost forgot about this one too buuuuuuuut i had to do it